- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

How old is victor? Half past dead

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What's green and can read your mind? Nothing. Some people thinks the answer is a plant but don't listen to them because they are wrong.

A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??