- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

bite me

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

Yes

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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