- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

What do you call a man whos had his arms ripped off in front of you? An ambulance, because with an injury such as this, you can die anywhere between 10 and 45 minutes

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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