- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? Cooked until it reaches an internal temperature of 180 degrees Fahrenheit to lower the risk of contracting diseases such as salmonella.

What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what you say to the kid that just hit puberty? your a young man

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What's better than a stick? A stone

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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