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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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