yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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What does the Priest say to the little boy? Size doesnt matter

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? ........finding a worm in your apple.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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