- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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