A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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What part of a vegetable are you not supposed to eat? His wheelchair.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a well respected member of the community.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops after 3 hos

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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