- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

what did the leprosy survivor get for christmas a amputation

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

Actually it was me Josh brown

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Sarah Palin.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

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