Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Your big dick.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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What separates man from animal? Divorce.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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