What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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knock knock? come in

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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