- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Cripples are lame.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? I hit her with a shovel.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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