in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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What did the blonde waitress say to the man with a curly moustache? Good evening, are you ready to order?; yes [x2]; and what would you like with it?; certanly; there you go; no, I'm sorry; right.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

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What do you call a 2 storied house ?

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knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

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there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Anti Joke

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