A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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