What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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why cant fat people walk because they are fat

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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why dont i play socker because im not waering socks

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1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What starts with an N, ends with R, and you arent supposed to say? Never

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

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your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

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Did you know him? Why the anonymous tip?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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