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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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