Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

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Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

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Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

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whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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