- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

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