How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Two reporters walk into Tah rir Square. Both are abused and that's sad.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

Yellow People !!

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Yes

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

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