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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

where's mom I killed her

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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