What do you call it one an Arab and a Jew get married? Love.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Gerald: Hey did you know I was named AFTER Abraham Lincoln? Gloria: Because he was born in the 1800's and you were born and named many years afterward? Gerald: Ah... I guess I emphasized that joke a little to much - I'm sorry this conversation happened

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

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the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

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Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

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What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

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Brain fart

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Why did Chuck Norris's calendar go from March 31st to April 2nd? There was a misprint

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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