How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

You know whats annoying? Steve

What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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