Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

Tyler Bishop is a waffle

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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