- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

I am a mime

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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