What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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Mack: Hello Jonathan: Hi Mack: My name is Mack, what's your name? Jonathan: My name is Billy Mack: You liar! I'm reading this post at anti-joke.com and whenever you reply, your name shows Johnathan! Johnathan: Well Mack, I guess you broke the 4th wall. By the way, this joke is over in 3, 2, 1...

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The american education system.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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