A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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the economy.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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Help, this is an urgent message from the S.S. Obesity. We're sinking; I can't imagine why.

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If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

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How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

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Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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