Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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So let's pretend two men that had been friends for a very long time, one man asks the other man how he is, so the man tells the other man how he is doing. Then that man asks the other man how he is doing. The two men were engaged in a very interesting conversation. What did the men do next? Nothing. We're pretending, remember?

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everyone dislike the first joke on page one

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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