Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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HAHA HEHE... WOW that was a good one! i didn't get it...

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You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Why did you chicken cross the road? C u n t.

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What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

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A lady was walking to the grocery store as she was walking she saw a old lady with a dog behind them where two black merses and about 200 women behind the merses. The lady Rushes over and ask '' Maim i am sorry to bother you but i would like to know who you lost and how?'' The old lady paused for a minute and awnsered '' I lost my husband and mother in law, Well My husband had just walked in to the house and my new dog went and ferousiously atacted him my mother in law had been living with us at the time she the jumped in and tried to help him They both died because of blood loss'' The lady looked at her with simpathy and thought i feel sorry for her husband and his mother she then asked '' Can i barrow your dog'' the old lady looked puzzled and said '' Get in line '' The lady walked to the end of the line as the dog was Passed to a women and taken home then passed back. When the women got her turn she thought do i want to kill my husband then she thought yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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whats black and hangs from my tree my neighbor

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? Cut the rope!

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Ask me if i'm a fish. Are you a fish? Do I look like a fish?

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One walrus says to the other, "Why are you shaking like that?" The other walrus says, " I've been addicted to ectasy for three years. It's ruining my life."

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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What happened to the alcoholic man that decided to never drink ever again? He died of thirst. Moral: Alcohol was the only available liquid in this twilight zone... Anti anti joke

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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