- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Once upon a time there lived 3 polar bears; a mummy polar bear, a daddy polar bear and a baby polar bear. Ond day the baby polar bear said to the daddy polar bear "I don't feel like a polar bear, I'm cold!" and the daddy polar bear said "You look like a polar bear."

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