- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

Why did Billy die? His mother killed him.

How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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