What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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