- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

sky silverstein

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

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