- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

2 men walk into a bar, the 3rd man ducks and ask them if they're ok

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

a man was beating his wife his wife asks him to stop he says no and continues beating her

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you call a dog? A cat. What do you call a cat? A banana.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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