- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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