- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

What did the rabbit say to the man nothing animals cant talk

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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