A plane crashed in the rainforest. The survivors all buried themselves because no survival equipment was left and they all sought to kill themselves in their deep state of shock and fear.

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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Why did the boy drop his vannlai ice cream?because Vannlia ice came.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead

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A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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A dog walks into a bar, followed by his blind owner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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