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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Why can't a T-Rex masturbate? Because dinosaurs have been extinct nearly 65 million years, due to an asteroid collision with the Earth

I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

A man bets that his friend can't drink five beers in a row. His friend does it and says "See, I told you I can do it!" The man replies "No, I can't see, I'm blind."

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