- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A blind man walks into a library.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

How do you kill a baby swinging on a rope attached to a pole at 40 miles an hour? Hit it with a shovel.

what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

An epileptic man attends a rave.

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

"Ask me if I'm a tea pot" "Are you a tea pot?" "No" Try this on your friends

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

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