Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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I asked her where you were.

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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Sarah Palin.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

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Did you hear about the three black guys who got run over by a car? No? Neither did Ray Charles!

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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