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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a black guy driving an airplane? A pilot

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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So there is the standard english class with groups of different people. You got the nerds, lads, violent ones etc. Now the kids are doing a standard pop quiz. The nerd is next to the violent kid. The violent kid asks the teacher if he can go to the toilet. Everyone is nervous as it was based from last year's work which they haven't studied for. He then stabs the nerd in the neck multiple times and finishes his test.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Yellow People !!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Pickle

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Go away still nothing to see

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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