- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

You know what they say about a man with big feet! They say it's indicative of the size of his penis, although there's no scientific evidence backing this up.

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