Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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why was kade sad? he shit himself

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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What's one plus one? 2. Two legit, two legit to quit, hey, hey... What's one plus two? 3. Easy as abc, 123, abc, baby you and me. What's one plus three? 4. hes a jolly good fellow, for he's a jolly good fellow.

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Looks like you are having a TUFF time recovering from the game.....lol.....

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

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Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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