- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

A baby crawls into a bar. He cannot walk.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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