Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

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Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

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Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

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A preschool teacher told his class to draw a squirrel. One child proceeds to break into tears. The teacher says "what's wrong Johnny?" Johnny said "my whole family was slaughtered by a gang of squirrels!" this upset the teacher

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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