- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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