- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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