- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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