There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Q: What is the proper name for a female dog? A: Well there could be several names it could be a name on the collar in which case please look for the number so it can be returned to its owner. Another possibility is that it is a stray which you should either run for it could have a disease and you should just forget about the name then or take it in as your own and name it.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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What is the worse joke to tell a Orpahn Knock Knock Whos there not your parents

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Burrinbar Smells like incest anal sex!

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A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

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What did Marsha say when she ate the apple pie? Nothing. It would be rude for her to talk with her mouth full.

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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What's the quickest way to a man's heart? A knife.

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Knock Knock Who's there? My foot. My foot who? My foot in your ass.

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do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

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What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

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whats orange and cant talk? an orange

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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