whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

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What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

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Q. I look in a mirror. What do I see? A.My reflection

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Yes

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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