- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

a black man pays his child support

why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? Billy was a loaf of bread.

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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