- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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