A lesbian and a gay both lie about there gender on eharmony, trying to get a date with someone there own gender. By coincedene, they get matched and go on a date, and both of them realize how weird this situation is and go home.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

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KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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