Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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why did amelia earhart get lost? because she was a woman

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As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

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star wars kid

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Q:How do you get better at boxing? A:Get a bigger package Daniel W. Schnurr

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Why did John get hard? He froze to death

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What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

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No soup for you!

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What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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You are in a sealed room with Joseph Stalin, Osama bin Laden, and Hitler and have a revolver with two bullets. Who do you shoot? None of them. You awkwardly set the gun down and wonder how to get out of this room filled with three corpses.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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