- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

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