- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

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