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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did Timmy mow the lawn? He didn't particularly like the way it looked Why did Timmy fall down the well? He is retarded and thirsty How did Timmy die? He had stage three lung cancer Why cant Timmy drive a car? He has been dead for three years

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

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