Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A house comes around the corner.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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Nero, I am happy to hear from you again, but it kinda sounds like you are going to get yourself killed or something. Is there something else I can do? If that asshole is suffering, kill him after he is done doing it, I am done with that piece of shit. Honestly, what is going on Nero? You are not going to suicide or something are you? Please respond, right away, or I wont call your wife.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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