mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Andoni was here

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

you will like this because i am black.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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