- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

What do you call a black man that is on fire? A Man on Fire. The fact that he is black has no relevance in this situation.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why are white people white? I don't know

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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