oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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