- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

Your girlfriend.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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