What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Yes

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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No it doesnt..

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Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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A man walks into a bar and says give me a 84 bourbon, when he gets it he spits it out and says this is no 84 bourbon this is a 74 scotch, So he asks for a 68 brandy , when he gets it he spits it out again in disgust saying this isn't a 68 brandy this is a 87 whiskey!, than the old man next to him says here try this, the man says what is it?, the old man just says try it, so the man does, he spits it out and shouts this is urine!, the old man says correct, now tell me how old i am.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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