- Anti Joke

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Why did the boy take the train to school? Because he lived quite far away.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Knock knock. Who's there? Mom. Mom who? SHUT THE F**K UP AND OPEN THE DOOR!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine