guess what? bannanas

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so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

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There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

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Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

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Why was the black guy sitting in the back of the bus? Because there were no more seats available in the front.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

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Anti Joke

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