- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

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