alex and clayton are having sex at school. at that point, their teacher walks in and tells clayton about the dangers of unprotected sex.

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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I have an idea! You leave.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

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Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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