- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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