what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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How did Allen Iverson compose one of the most well known interviews of all time? Practice.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Pickle

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What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

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How do you blindfold an asian? step 1: Fold your blindfold into a triangle step 2: Wrap blindfold around the head of the asian step 3: Tie the blindfold on the back of the asians head step 5: You forgot 4 step 6: Your finished step 4: Tighten the blindfold Now you know how to blindfold an asian ˜´??

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Ross.

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