I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Knock Knock. In about 10 seconds you'll be trespassing on my property, I suggest you leave immediately. Your suppose to say who's there.

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mirror mirror on the wall who has the most desire of them all? Matt Daly!

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a guy walks into a bar. he suffered a severe concussion. BECAUSE THE BAR A POLE

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A brunette, a blond and a red-head decide to go swimming in a lake. To prepare, they go shopping together to get some new bikinis. When they get to the shop they are pleased to find that the bikinis are on sale and they get them 50% off. They drive with their new swimwear to the lake and get changed in the changing room. When they get out they notice that it is quite cold. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice that the lake is dirty. They decide to go swimming anyway. They notice the lake is actually a spill of oil. They decide to go swimming anyway. They remember that none of them can swim. They decide to go swimming anyway. They jump in. They drown.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why are there so many blacks in prison? *The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence*

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How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

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