How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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No your aunties a joke

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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