What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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