what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

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Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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WITH YOUR RED THUMBS COMBINED! I AM CAPTAIN MORAL! You: GOOOOO (AWAY) MORAL! CAPTAIN MORAL MAN, IS A HERO, GONNA TAKE GREEN THUMBS RIGHT BACK TO ZERO... Moral: Okay that is all I remember about the Captain Planet Theme song... GIVE ME RED THUMBS MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! PS: Redhead, three months have passed (more or less) I wont call you because we agreed you would get of this fucking place, but I can visit you if you are a good little girl! And yeah I am calling you Red, Tifa just reminds me of Final Fantasy and your big bosoms so yeaaaaah get your little red haired cunt over here so we can chat yes?

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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What's white, wet, and loved by women? A polar bear cub.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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How do you drown a blonde? Intentionally attempting to drown anyone, regardless of their hair color, is murder which is illegal and morally wrong to do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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