What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Whose your daddy? Not me

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

antonio has a penis head.lol

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Good job, son.

One, two, three, four and five

What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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