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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

A horse and a group of people are the jury in a courtroom. They are expected to vote yay or nay of whether a supposed robber is guilty or not. The jury goes into their room. They come out, and the people vote yay. The room turns to the horse. The horse states his objection very thoughtfully, and then leaves the room.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

To clowns walk into a bar. They don't notice each other because as soon as they walk to a 5-yard radius, the length that was said to be the range of a clowns eyesight (which was actually said by a controversial scientist, looked on as a madman; he created a whole clown-eyesight-range conspiracy), when a fire starts, creating a huge apocalyptic event. However, the two clowns go into the bar unphased. Both clowns then turn opposite directions. The clown on the right sits down with his drink and takes out his book about the Victorian Era. He constantly checks his watch. The clown on the left disapears into the croud, and steals french fries from table 36. After three hours, they both walk to the back of the bar, simultaneously tying their shoes not noticing their similarity in career choices. They both open a door marked PRIVATE (while tying their shoes). After sixteen days of exactly the same thing happening repeatedly... Both clowns see eachother on the way out of the bar. Little do the know that they are being watched by the scientist I mentioned earlier. Two Years Later Both clowns die instantly after being attacked by a giant war hammer-wielding octopus on the way home from the circus.

A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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