i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

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How old is victor? Half past dead

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

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A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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