- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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