- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

i saw amango it splootered

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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