- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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