Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He had no legs

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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