- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What the difference between a black person and a piece of shit in a bucket? The bucket

Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers, If you do find one, what`s your plan?

what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Hey, you know what would be funny? A joke.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

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