Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he saw his ex-girlfriend walking down the street so he was trying to kill her by hitting her in the head with the clock.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Why are white people white? I don't know

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why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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David Cameron

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Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

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There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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