Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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Why are asians bad drivers? Driving schools in asia are severely less developed and therefore produce less experienced and skillful drivers. They also have asian eyes (:

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

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a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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