- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

How do you make a baby understand what you want? You color yourself purple, wear a yellow shirt, and do cart wheels while singing "The wheels on the bus go 'round and 'round!"

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

Knock knock Fuck off!

Poop

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

Roses are Black, Violets are Black, I am Ray Charles

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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