- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How old is victor? Half past dead

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

A black man, a gay man, and an Asian woman are sitting at a bar. The black man gets a phone call, and after the call all three of them are excited because they are all friends and the black man just got into a good college.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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