- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What happens when you give a guinea pig a cherry? He turns into satan.

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

PENIS that is all

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

You are joking right?

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

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