Camerons hair is Curly..

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Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

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Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

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What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

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What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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